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Dog Days in Hotlanta – Chapter 19: A Digital Walkman

“Here’s your change,” says the cashier robot. “Now Get N Go!”

“I hate that so much,” I reply under my breath.

Unfortunately, it hears me, and says, “We’re sorry you were dissatisfied with your experience. If you want to get in contact with a customer representative, please acknowledge, and we will connect you as soon as possible through our robotic relay system.”

“No, thank you,” I say.

“Have a nice day. Now Get N Go!”

As soon as I’m confident I’m out of earshot, I mutter as many obscenities as my annoyance requires from me.

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